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Member Demotivational Poster


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


9-11 -


TAGS: 9 11 remember
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:52 am
Sigh.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:50 am
Deltabob, you couldnt have said it better...no offense, Pabbicus.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
victory. It was their goal to hurt the USA irreparably, and to simply rebuild what was there and continue on stronger than before is the best possible response.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
In my opinion, the best possible thing to do is to rebuild the towers as they were, stronger than before, to show them that their attack had no lasting impact except to strengthen our resolve even more. Leaving the ground barren only serves to mark their-
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 2:09 am
Ah, OK. Truth be told, I rarely peruse the forums. I'm just here for a laugh at the end of the day. But for my money, there can't be enough tributes to the heroism displayed by real Americans on 9/11.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:55 am
You've been around awhile, preacher, so it's the theme for the August Motifake challenge. It's in the forums.
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 1:52 am
Seriously, MO, I have not the first clue as to why all the 9/11 posters now either. Not that I mind; this nation needs regular reminding that we have real enemies who want us dead, but the sudden burst of posters is puzzling me. Mind enlightening me?
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:35 pm
...another week or two then come back when you can not make a complete a** of yourself. That goes for any of you new folks who are just poking around....OBSERVE before you f***ing make a negative comment. If not then just bring the funny. Thanks...
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:34 pm
Yo b****es! Just the fact that you don't have a clue as to why there are a bunch of 911 posters today show just how much of a newb you are. Oh and not to mention who you're directing your comment to in the frickin first place. Step back, observe for......
k - August 21, 2009, 4:12 pm
arent these supposed to be sarcastic or funny?
mebitches - August 21, 2009, 3:57 pm
its not even september yet, for f***s sake. give it a rest./


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




MEMORIAL DAY -




REMEMBER - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.


TAGS: remember the trigger finger
Rating: 4.79/5

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tomyironmane - July 31, 2013, 8:43 am
It's 42 to smile, seventy-some to frown... I didn't know it took as many as that to properly pull the trigger on a decent precision rifle. If your rifle has double set triggers, it doesn't even take that many muscles. Just set the trigger and think hard.


MARRIAGE -




SACRIFICE - Heroes will sacrifice themselves, to save others. Cowards will sacrifice others, to save themselves.


TAGS: sacrifice rememberance
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:25 pm

wonderful


REMEMBER - When you go home... Tell them... "For their tomorrow... we gave our today."


TAGS: war remember
Rating: 4.53/5

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Untamedfifty - March 6, 2011, 9:46 am
it's true and so many more than just foot soldiers


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.51/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
Canadian gold.


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L


We Will Remember -


TAGS: 9 11 towers remember tears quote
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm
Amen.


BEING - To the world you're just one person, but to one person you're the world.


TAGS: remember that you matter
Rating: 4.14/5

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Sean - April 5, 2010, 8:46 pm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Even his ***eworm is just not that into him. (Yes I admit it. I logged in just for that. Good night.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:08 pm
What? *sniff....waaaaaaa, why don't you love me Norman?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 12:06 pm
But my point is that we both know that even he has other, outside, interests.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:03 pm
My ***eworm loves me....I'm making him Chili.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:59 am
Hell, some people aren't even the whole world to the ***eworm they picked up while away on holidays.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:57 am
If not, then Wiceman must be giving us the stalker's point of view.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
that fat broad knocked up or something?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is exactly the kind of pretentious crap that all of my pretentious crap is designed to parody. And now Moooooooooooo may stop spitting on the elderly ... leaving me out there all alone to do what must be done. And I don't even get this one. Is ...
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
NO, THIS IS NOT OK. If this was motivate.com, i would love this, but its not, now i feel all important and ****. GOD d*** YOU WICEMAN
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 8:37 am
This is the opposite of "demotivational"...I may not even spit at the elderly today....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!


PAST IS PAST -


TAGS: forget remember dy2012
Rating: 4.82/5

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dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
thanks hammy
Hawamleh - May 23, 2012, 10:47 am
God d*** man that is a good poster ! 5 lions !
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 10:28 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 7:58 am
Very Good.
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 5:06 am
thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm

stellar...again


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how


REMEMBER - Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it


TAGS: remember
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - December 21, 2010, 6:20 am
I would show this to my dad, but he would kick my a** 5ls
autumnspirit - December 21, 2010, 12:42 am
Awesome! 5 Boomers!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 12:00 am

nice


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




MEMORIAL DAY - The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. -Aaron Kilbourn




ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: anonymous november remember
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - May 12, 2016, 2:53 am
Oh, come-on...! Someone must know the chorus!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:19 am
They see him rollin'... They hatin'...!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:18 am
I do remember... the 21st night of September. Love was changing the minds of pretenders, while chasing the clouds away! Our hearts were ringing in the key that our souls were singing, as we danced in the night, remember how the stars stole the night away!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:08 pm
The Lord rolleth


JUST FOR ONE MINUTE - on 11 11 11 at 11 am remember


TAGS: remember
Rating: 4.65/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 3:44 am
Armistice Day! What a stupid war THAT one was!
Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:58 am
Germany, couldn't you have started the carnival on the 12th?! Have some respect, folks, you lost countrymen too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2011, 1:16 pm
Yeah, Probably not something most people want to know Forseti. I'm pretty sure there are still some hard feelings out there and folks that don't want to think about the Germans celebrating on that day.
maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 9:33 am
what do you mean
forseti - October 31, 2011, 8:38 am
11.11. at 11:11 the carnival starts in Germany...


CAN YOU FIND - ... the real Michael Jackson?


TAGS: game mjackson members
Rating: 4.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 16, 2012, 8:51 pm
Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do
MissPriss - July 16, 2012, 11:44 am
That's why I luv ya Mo***k you have a way with the women.
M0rd3kaI - July 15, 2012, 11:21 pm
'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:55 pm
Teehee my bad...MJ...head was still in badly needs sleep mode.
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:53 pm
Thank you all you MK wanna be's!
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:31 am
Good’un, MP
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:51 am
LOL Great job, MissPriss! 5L 4 U :)
Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:51 pm
five'd & fav'd!


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory death scare me remember
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 8:48 am
Born while crying & making others smile; Die while smiling & making others cry... That's a successful life...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:25 am
If most people who knew you in this existence are sad when you die, you've done something right
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:51 am
Oh Caveman, nice point, 5L


LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!


OSCAR LEVANT -


TAGS: memory happiness remember
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sho - August 16, 2012, 1:14 pm
Thx everyone
Zetmonk - August 16, 2012, 10:40 am
Brilliant again. 5L especially for the bird with the hangman necklace.
dy2012 - August 16, 2012, 5:36 am
nice...beautifully depressing!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 15, 2012, 9:37 pm
This is easily in the top 5 best real demotivational posters ever. And Sho is easily in the top 5 creators. 5L
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 8:30 pm
Geeezus, tether ball from hell…but….if you focus on the silhouette, it looks like a crow and a partridge peering down a worm hole…my little happy thought..5 weird Ls
Greeny - August 15, 2012, 7:31 pm
very, very depressing 5L


OH YA!!! -


TAGS: remember when your first
Rating: 4.67/5

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BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks RL, It's good to be back
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:23 pm

awe5ome. love the style bone.
BoneCD - August 3, 2011, 8:18 pm
Hope you were able to clean it up....lmao
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 2:53 pm
Crap,,,I 5pit coffee on my monitor.


ENTHUSIASM -




REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?


TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


ALL HELL'S EVE -


TAGS: holiday members
Rating: 4.93/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
And I'm still at the local precinct, trying to explain to the cops how it's only a coincidence that they found me coming out of the grocery store, with only a bag of apples and a box of razor blades. =)
Airman - October 30, 2012, 3:31 pm
nicely done, but I'm still trick or treating a couple of blocks over
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Crikes! I just looked at the haunted house...there's more creepy Avatars stuck there! 16 more Lions for this one.
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:35 am
Perception error on my part - didn't notice Reality Lord in the tree until I read Spacedog comment! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 11:03 pm
Well I'm not at liberty to share all the details on a public forum but let's just say it's the end result to a knee jerk reaction Bull has when someone "touches" him...and I ain't talkin' emotionally.....teehee
spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:20 pm
Ah Miss P, you have out done yourself. I see Mr.M is locked in the attic with his computer while the rest of us drink the beer. Ha. How did RL end up in the tree?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:38 pm
Oh forgot....the correct answer is.....see page 7 of your How to Be a Model Member of Motifake...seriously? not a single one of you's have a copy?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm
And the above comments are exactly how you guys make my day! Thanks for being you....off the wall....but still you! kisssss!
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:57 pm
... Oh wait ... Siht ...
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:54 pm
Articulate answer, Moxie... Although, the only correct answer here is -- Holy poop, I'm the closest one to the hooke- I mean trick-or-treater...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2012, 3:43 pm
42?
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Easy, Forseti….everyone knows if you’re a blue **** you’ve got garter issues…..
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:39 pm
If 7 of the members traveled 2x further than 4 of the others on a plane traveling 20mph slower than the train from Boston and 3 of them share the same brand of dandruff shampoo but the other 3 are suffering from a rash...who is wearing the blue garter?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:34 pm
Glad you're all enjoying it and thanks for the votes... you all know the moral now here is the question....(see next comment)
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 9:40 am
Ah, the moral; Treats are free…tricks are like $2-$3….$5 if you want her to move…$10 and she cares…right?…wait, apparently there’s more than one moral here…….issat a bull in the bush? OK, serious, so pengy is a glam, right? Interesting.
forseti - October 29, 2012, 8:58 am
Me and Moooo in the same room... I already smell Whiskey and something like sweet herbs. Might be a nice evening. Wait patiently if you knock: Could take us some time to open...
mariand - October 29, 2012, 8:55 am
ohh, you can't catch me so easy... once bitten, twice shy...;)


WTF - I don't remember eating that !!


TAGS: baby poop train remember eating
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:39 am
LOL Very Funny Pic.


MEDAL OF HONOR DAY -


TAGS: remember our heroes
Rating: 4.46/5

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Airman - March 26, 2010, 1:26 pm
Very Nice
sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
5 tired sweaty L's
Iconoclast - March 25, 2010, 9:35 pm
I knew a man who was awarded the MoH for his actions on Iwo Jima. I read his citation and his courage was astounding. He said that he was 18 and thought he was invincible. 30 days later he was a veteran of combat and knew to keep his head down.


REMEMBER - for if you don't who will?


TAGS: remember fallen heroes
Rating: 4.88/5

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guyfox - October 17, 2010, 10:31 am
where's here?
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 1:31 am
Too true. That's why we have the Victory Day Parade here every year.


GLORY -


TAGS: will anyone remember
Rating: 4.84/5

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caveman - May 19, 2012, 11:28 am
This is just quite spectacular
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:11 am
Very Nice.
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:44 pm
Oh yeah, hm, easy 5s
Greeny - April 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
really n1 hm
mariand - April 25, 2012, 6:29 pm
well done...
Airman - April 25, 2012, 5:03 pm
nice
holymoly - April 25, 2012, 4:44 pm
Thanks LG.... The topic struck me..
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 4:32 pm

Oh, my~~~~5LLLLL


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: may challenge alzheimers i can t remember caca
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
I can't wait for these years... that's when the fun will really start... even if I can't recognize the humor in it. 5L
pieman - May 1, 2010, 11:09 am
I give the higest rating for ... what is this site again?


OR MAYBE ITS I SAID SO -




OR - A select few will settle for Greybeard status.




THE 1ST THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: members history recreated
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Thank you steve. Ya know I almost used spammy's avatar for jesus' head to give your statement a more "punch"teehee
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:09 pm
5 thankful lions for you, Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 9:51 am
Thanks ug...but is the 5L fresh or canned?
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:27 am
Jellied Cranberries - 5L
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:28 pm
About that...ya showed up late...suds are gone and all that is left for spuds is what is in rerun's beard...help yourself! Thanks for dropping a line dawg!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:27 pm
Wise choice...those boys are looking pretty hungry, fork to the back of your hand kind of hungry teehee. Thanks sho.
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:25 pm
Right then...welcome to the club, Papa, you're in good company!
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
Nice one Miss P. Pa55 the spuds and the suds.
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:32 pm
YW Miss. I guess Papa is what most people use for a short version. It's my initials in the phonetic alphabet -- I've had that label since I was in the military coughmumble years ago. :)
Sho - November 22, 2012, 6:29 pm
Thanksgiving dinner? I think I'll pass on this one. 5Lols
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thanks PapaFox. You're gonna have to pick..do I call ya Papa or Fox or make up my own? Best ask M0rd3kaI, Rick69 or Moo(?) before you leave it up to me..bahaha!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thank you Gary...sorry ya didn't make it on this one...saving you for xmas...muhahaha!
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL good one!
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:55 pm
HAH! Nice work, Missy!


DEATH -


TAGS: forget you won t remember here
Rating: 4.78/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 9:11 pm
Very powerful message caveman, 5L


WALKING ON CANS -


TAGS: stilts 1970s remember no stress
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Yes, who wishes she were 8 years old sometimes...
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:17 pm

let me gues...single working parent....right?


So you forgot again -


TAGS: try to remember next time motifayk
Rating: 4.62/5
Oldsod - April 14, 2014, 6:02 pm
Brilliant...no, wait...brilliance implies bright...um...5 lumens for you!


PUBLICITY -


TAGS: remember to smile iceman
Rating: 4.2/5

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forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:15 am
Well, ok... I'll believe you... THIS time! But I'll have an eye on your work! :P
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 11:32 am
NO!!! The tag was from a poster generator site. And give me a break, I'm colorblind.
forseti - July 14, 2011, 11:26 am
you should use black for erasing tags from other sites. DID YOU COPY, MR ICE??


NUMBER PLEE AZZ -




IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us"


TAGS: leaf leaves remember their sacrifice eternal cycle nature
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:24 pm
*sniff sniff...sigh*
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:27 pm
Nice!


ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION -




I STILL HATE IVORY TO THIS DAY -


TAGS: remember kid soap
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 10:36 pm
Ah yes...I still remember that "Zesty" taste...


ELEVATORS -


TAGS: pzy elevator die remember up b***on
Rating: 4.71/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:23 am
Lol! xDD


TREACHERY -


TAGS: lie forget remember morning memory
Rating: 4.71/5

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Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:53 am
Heeeectic.
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:02 pm

very nice


REMEMBER -


TAGS: remember today yesterday tomorrow
Rating: 3.52/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:58 pm
At midnight, tomorrow is today which use is now yesterday. Your argument is flawed. At least in my happy little world it is, lol. 5L and amazing picture. You make it or get it from somewhere Ron?
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
i actually understand that
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:55 pm
That's really profound, Ron. 5/5
RON - October 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
MR. SpaceDog...thx for this...but not needed...everyone here has opinions on posters...good, bad etc., but with comment now you just showing being a stand-up man with good character. Now get back to work.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:45 am
I owe you a huge apology for that rude and inaccurate comment Ron. I had no clue how much thought and effort it took to make a poster this good, and you've made over a thousand. I truely apologize.
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 1:25 am
My drugs must be waaaay better than yours - this rocks
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:36 pm
im baked n this still sucks


RULE NUMBER 1: -


TAGS: remember this well young man
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:59 am
Huh? That was me way way back in September. Now I'm more "meh" ... no I'm not. Still way love this one. Totally great.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
Thanks Sean
Sean - September 16, 2009, 4:06 pm
Love it.


DESSERTS NOBODY ORDERS. - The melted Mooooooooooo+ 1 part nicotine to 3 parts Irish whiskey Chill well and serve on Motifake.


TAGS: remember parts are gallons
Rating: 3.15/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 11:42 am
No one could ever say Moooooooooooo had a stick up his a**...until now. 5L!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:01 pm
Probably so. Why? What did you hear?
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think you mean "shaking" right Aggie?
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:04 am
...shaken, not stirred.


PUNCTUALITY - Because otherwise... There's your name. There used to be your name.




ON GUARD FOR THEE -


TAGS: so remember them eh
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
I knew I was singing that anthem wrong at the hockey games.
CANADA - November 11, 2010, 6:21 pm
very nice
GreyScorpion - November 11, 2010, 10:17 am
true dat!! 5L


Motifake Record Library -


TAGS: five day limit for members
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 6, 2014, 7:23 pm
HAH! 5/F


A Little Advice -


TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am

Well, considering you are married & NOT having ***.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


SORROW -


TAGS: remember the people in hungary the end is near fornicate like it s the last time have a drink tomorrow is a new day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:56 am

5L's dude...and waiting for the spelling nazi's.
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:56 pm
That chemical spill is bad
rerun - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm

Just be glad we aren't in Hungary.
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I'm sad now. Thanks a lot Rerun. 5 tearful poodles


It Burns -


TAGS: member me lord
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:44 pm
Thank you Mr.Gary...hope you get a lol out of my poke at you!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you me lord...wait until I can maneuver the create poster again...you'll be sorry I'm kinda back around here!
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:29 am
Not LOLing, but can’t get this smile off my face. OK, now I’m LOLing. 5L (duh) and to the favoratoruim, the roped off section.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 6:06 am

LOL%. real nice priss


Ageing is a terrible disease -


TAGS: deteriorate remember sleeping played
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:34 am
My teddy bear’s nose had a huge dent in it. Never punch a plastic nose. There’s no going back……
rerun - February 9, 2014, 10:04 am

I have seen the words written before, however paired with this picture really makes this poster have an impact. 5L
EmilioDumphque - February 9, 2014, 3:05 am
Taken away for doing something I didn't know was wrong. Never received an explanation, never saw it again. Does that count?


MOVEMBER -


TAGS: moustache members
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
Canadian winters....a moustache on a woman is a godsend! Helps keep our upper lip warm and prevents chapping teehee.
mariand - December 2, 2012, 6:07 pm
jee Missy... this is the first time in my life when I have moustache... as for you, thank God that's fake, because a woman with moustache is awful...lol
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 3:49 pm
Dang…I voted for the Mooooooooooooooooooostache...thought sure winner
MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 9:48 am
Well thank you caveman and your homeland for Movember...anyone else notice the only real competition I had was Mrs. Caveman?
caveman - December 1, 2012, 4:32 am
You can thank Australians for Movember, I've bee n known to don the handlebar moustache for a good cause
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:09 pm
Sorry Greeny...just you. Some wisenheimer decided to take men, moustache and November, mush them all together, let guys grow moustaches and tada...Movember. Go figure...hehehe.
Sho - November 30, 2012, 8:49 pm
Hahaha
Greeny - November 30, 2012, 7:09 pm
Is it just ne, or is movember nessed up? My glasses are bad enough...


Become A Member Today -


TAGS: register new members motinetwork family
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2014, 3:01 pm

I've had that thing for years. As the editor of a literary newsletter, I used to write a column called 'News From A Broad'. When that gig was over, I kept the title, using it for my blog. I like this avatar. It illustrates my frustrations. ;)
MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:27 am
Sorry...I didn't get your good side...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:06 pm
Lol, where is that avatar from anyways?
lgvernon - May 28, 2014, 12:01 pm

I gotta get a new avatar.


Some People -


TAGS: watermelon bite seedy people members
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 20, 2014, 8:30 pm
Nice Miss P; but I'm not sure whether I should just smile or offer chocolate...
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

LOL, I expect you have poked the bear.


Never Forget -


TAGS: for the guys wife birthday forgetfulness important dates remembering quote nash
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.


Translation -




Remember ... -




To End All Wars -


TAGS: memorial military army rememberance veterans
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:45 pm
It ended all wars of Royalty.


Reminisce -




Don't Fear The Mod -


TAGS: mods regular members avatars choices size motinetwork
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


NAME THAT REINDEER -


TAGS: members names story
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:15 pm
I hate it too when a man snarfs down a meal that took hours to prepa....ahhhh...yeah that gets my dander up too! Thanks for checkin' out the poster rerun.
rerun - December 22, 2012, 12:44 pm

I'm still fast at one hing...and the wife is forever unhappy
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 10:28 am
Hey I read between the lines in the stuff you post in the personal stories thread. Too many of them all about your Casanova days. Thanks for the vote sweets.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:25 am
..and the hidden word today is 'ask'
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:24 am
Heh heh...rerun...clever, and you where I get MY stuff....5L, cause Mrs M is driving this sleigh


Duhmentia T-Shirts -




A Little Tribute -


TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!


Favorite Songs -


TAGS: music songs quote remember favorite
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 11:46 am
Oh, if only.


GaryO -


TAGS: member
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:48 am
Nope, sorry...must be some sort of American thing(y)...teehee.
GaryO - August 5, 2014, 8:33 am
I try not to think about it. Hey, remember this confab when, at 2am, you see an infomercial showing a guy rocking back in his lazypool. AND THAT’S NOT ALL!
MissPriss - August 5, 2014, 12:44 am
You do know that you're an oddly strange individual right?
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:48 pm
Well, Missy, I’ve gone a bit nuts with the idea. Sending specs to Mexico for prototype quotes. Porta-pool (think tub enclosure door feature). Open door. Step in. Fill. Open door. Water yer lawn. Step out. $100usd
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:46 pm
Thanks my friend.
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:46 pm
Sorry only 5 if one is short and stocky...not naming any names or anything...teehee.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:53 am
Six of them fit pretty well if you turn three upside down. And the lid, well, they stop churning after a few minutes. Garbage pick up is Monday. 5L/fav (in the prototype file)
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:52 am
Gotta add some hefty articulated stabilizing bars, however. My little darling grandpuppies seemed to think tipping papaw over was funny…arm flailing, drink spilling, hat dripping, screaming like a gurl funny (little bastards).
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:51 am
Hey. Don’t knock it. If ya prop the lid up, you can dine on yer BBQ. Gonna market it; The GAR-YO-BAGE COOL POOL. Catchy, aey?


IS THAT -


TAGS: members only
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 8:04 pm
Door charge requires bacon & beer. 5L Note to Timmies: Dishwashers needed.


Greeny -


TAGS: member
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:49 pm
Think I'll pass!
Greeny - August 4, 2014, 6:38 am
lol - sticky rubber bands anyone?


THAT'S BULL ! - MISTER Bull if you please.


TAGS: tales members demons
Rating: 4.67/5

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axe11154 - September 3, 2012, 9:56 am
HA im not a skull


BBQ -




Under the table -


TAGS: remember sunglasses fridge morning awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 10:06 am
Yeah, great series. Very refreshing. Pages right outta the holy book of orthodox demotivism, written by the beloved seraph hisself. (I’m still stuck on the caged puppies…WOOF!)
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:58 am

lol...real nice series


REMEMBER THE TINMAN -




I REMEMBER -


TAGS: remember legs 20years
Rating: 4.55/5

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Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:29 pm
I think you hit a chord with a lot of us =o)
rerun - March 10, 2010, 10:49 am

I had a LOT of explaining to do on this one. I think I may still be in trouble.
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:33 am
:) 5L and no regrets
spacedog - March 9, 2010, 9:33 pm
Very nice Rerun, 5Ls.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 8:46 pm

I really wanted to come up with a few more lines, just had a mental block
Cubbybear - March 9, 2010, 8:44 pm
Great Job Buddy! 5 Lions for truth


BANSTICK IN THE WRONG HANDS -


TAGS: rerun members banning
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:38 pm
thanks guys teehee
Rick69 - November 19, 2012, 6:26 pm
... Yet ...
rerun - November 19, 2012, 6:04 pm

Thankfully things here have been quiet of late and the banhammer hasn't had to be used.
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL! Lonely looking guy out in the country playing with his "staff"...
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 5:40 pm
Pwissy ~ with that GaryO avatar stuck near the brute's right knee, might this not be considered "NSFD?" and be subject to the wrath of animal rights groups? Just a thought.
GaryO - November 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
dang, Prissy, this would be 'quite' good, but.......


NAUSEA - OH GOD PLEASE NO let it be anything but that oh shit...




I REMEMBER - Someone suggested we go to the BEAR'S DEN




REWARD? -


TAGS: poster pet lost members
Rating: 4.15/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:02 am
But Gary, bestest friend a gal could ever have, you know it was a joke...all in fun....right?? Oh Hell, just be gentle please and be sure to use my good side...yes I HAVE one. Thanks for the read and the vote darlin'.
GaryO - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
How the heck did I miss this?...oh, yeah, blind, deaf. Gently, put me down gently…maybe with a little song, maybe whistling that sad Lassie show song…makes me howl…5 dogs, monkey girl…oh, and yours is coming
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 4:02 am
Thanks ug...your avatars' day is coming....muhahaha!
ughomer - November 11, 2012, 3:52 am
Whoa, Nelly! 5L!


TOC THREATENED TO BAN LOGICDUDE - just once


TAGS: i remember that day
Rating: 4.15/5

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ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 10:50 pm
He just likes to play with his food. 5L
forseti - June 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
Please, someone has to ph**oshop a banhammer in it! ;)


REMEMBERING SAM - Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. Sam Kinison


TAGS: remembering sam kinison
Rating: 3.9/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm
My all-time favorite comedian. I played one of his performance CD's in Dad's car, and Dad and I couldn't stop laughing. Sam was taken from us way too soon. R.I.P. Sam.


SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!


TAGS: november challenge i never seem to remember my visits to this museum
Rating: 3.86/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:53 pm
After a few, you find you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


A SURE SIGN - That a Motifake member lives in your neighborhood.




JAZZ VS ROCK -


TAGS: jazz vs rock demember vote motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.84/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:24 am
can you smell, what the Rock, is cookin? 5 smackdowns
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 4:22 pm
Jazz VS rock is the poster a**ignment of the day. Check out the forum post.
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 4:11 pm
We're gonna need a Musifake side soon
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:40 pm
And I thought the Toilet Paper one I did was manipulative genius...5 Rock'n Roll poodles for you


CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.




QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -


TAGS: remember how to think be creative
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:32 am
If they believe in Google fights, Google fights just bailed on them!
MO - October 4, 2009, 10:29 am
d***! That sucks. Doing alright, just on to waste a bit of time afore the games start. BTW 5 on the poster Aggy.
Arrogant Knight - October 4, 2009, 10:27 am
Bad. How're you?
MO - October 4, 2009, 10:26 am
AK!! How was the time off?
Arrogant Knight - October 4, 2009, 10:22 am
YES. YES. YES. YES. AWESOME.


MOTIFAKE SUMMER CONVENTION - Can you... NAME THOSE MEMBERS?




I DON'T UNDERSTAND... - After all these years, so many MotiFakers are still taking time... to make tunnels.


TAGS: wow thats an old reference hope i am not the only one who remembers
Rating: 3.4/5

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JTBear - May 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Ahh yes... that classic show "Time Tunnel"


MEMBERSHIP -


TAGS: membership cycle hell angels
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - September 20, 2009, 12:58 am
I'm guessing that the train don't stop at that station no more.


DEATH - Everyone is getting closer. You are going to live the highest disappointment and despair because nobody is going to remember you. For your Motifakes?! Is this a joke?!


TAGS: death despair remember time disappointment
Rating: 3.32/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:36 am
Dito. It is actually rare to find it writen 'IV' on any clock or watch. I Googled it.
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 5:12 am
It is common to write it that way on clocks, take a look at the face of a Rolex


REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: remember when french arm pits bill clinton thanks mr ftachaser357
Rating: 3.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 12:29 am
I love it!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
NENA! 99 LUFTBALLOONS! Original video. I was never the same again. Thank God.


Remember -




LIFE - Just don't forget it's nothing more then an overrated STD




Memorial Day (USA) -


TAGS: remember those who gave all
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 8, 2016, 10:00 am
In that case, love you too, my brother. Hugs to you and the wife. Disabled vet. USN. Desert Storm/Shield, Free Kuwait, Iraqi Freedom. Joined PGR for funeral nearby. National Anthem by Boston on my car sound system drowned out religious protesters. LOL!
Zeul - June 8, 2016, 7:32 am
Dizz yes as well as Patriot Guard Riders ... and no worries I am taken as well...just touched by the poster
mizzdizz - June 4, 2016, 11:42 am
Thanks, Zeul! Sorry, already taken for 22 years, but thank you. Military in your life?
Zeul - June 1, 2016, 11:49 pm
Dizz I think I love you.... Well said poster!!!!!
maoworks2 - May 30, 2016, 3:02 pm
All We Can Do Is Remember Them Like This, Sad.


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